i had the best flowery shirt on yesterday and no one cared except roye.

I went to see Steve Aoki on Thursday at Boom Boom Room and decided to bring my camera and see if I could skip the massive lineup of dinks standing outside. I flashed my big fancy Canon with all the accessories on it at the bouncer and said I was taking pictures; he let me in. Thanks to that dude.

When you have a fancy looking camera, everyone wants a picture. So many randoms kept walking up to me asking for a picture. Most of the time I’d pretended like I didn’t hear them or would just walk away. Eventually I pussied out and started taking pictures of them because… whatever, ya know?

Anyway, the bar was full of bad decisions, past flings, current flings, and future flings. I took pictures of them all. I don’t think I ever want to be a party photographer because all the other photographers looked stupid with their cameras while bugging people awkwardly. All I could think about was how stupid I must have looked. So I limited myself to pictures of people I knew or cute girls. Fuck dudes. Who wants to look at pictures of dudes? That being said, I’d 100% take a job as a photographer for a bar. I’d sell out in a second.